i wonder if they'd let me out of prison to play nationals? it seems unlikely, right? in which case i could never really deploy my knowledge, and also there's the matter of limited time to practice partnership stuff. i guess i'm really not sure what prison is like -- maybe bridge is just not possible. i suppose what a lot of people end up doing is writing, which i guess is probably what i would end up doing too.
again, not that i think this is even remotely likely. i'm not exactly the criminal type, let alone the serious criminal type. but you know, there's always wrongful conviction.