I won't speak to you in sophisticated language. I'm not a sophisticated man. In a nutshell, that is why I am writing to you from a prison cell. I'm not a writer, and I'm not a criminal, but they put me in prison, and then they wrote eloquently about my crimes, crimes which I did not commit. I know, you have heard this a million times before. I don't expect these words to be more convincing, but I am innocent. Innocent, but not persuasive, and so here I am. When the daughter of a famous writer, herself perhaps famous someday, goes before the jury and tells them that you raped her, you lose. It is not the truth. I did not rape her. But all I have to defend myself is my ninth-grade education and simple words, and what she has is a Harvard degree and words that make people laugh, make people cry, make people like her. I did like her. She was pretty, in the bar, and I talked to her, and I walked her outside and we waited for cabs and we left, and I never saw her again, until the police showed up at my door and dragged me into court, and I didn't remember who she was until a couple of days into the trial, after my lawyer had instructed me not to speak my ignorance. I don't know why she did it, but my guess it had something to do with the baby. She got pregnant. She was pregnant in court. Maybe she thought that it was less embarrassing to be raped than the real story. I don't know what the real story was. I don't have much of an imagination, never have; no one in my family does. Writers have that. I'm not a writer. I sat through the six-day trial. I was honestly surprised the jury convicted me. I knew I was innocent. I can't imagine I looked guilty. I guess the problem was, she didn't look like a liar, and I didn't know how to call her one, and my lawyer wouldn't have let me anyway. I didn't incriminate myself. How could I? I wasn't guilty. But I guess when someone with her last name talks, people listen. Everyone knows what her father was responsible for, even me. And so here I am. Seven years, they said. They called me names in the courtroom, her family, her friends, even a few media. I shook my head at them. I didn't know what to say. They already knew what they thought of me. There was nothing I could do but take it. Prison is not as bad as people say. I don't deserve to be here, but there are not the gangs I was expecting. Mostly people stick to themselves. I have plenty of time to learn to write and learn to read, and the food is not so bad. The only problem is that prison is exceptionally boring. Every now and then we get to do some work, making license plates or whatever, but mostly time is unscheduled. We sit around our cells. There isn't a lot to do in a prison cell. It doesn't come with television. I didn't do it. I barely knew her. I left the bar with her, but we left in separate cabs, and I never planned to see her again. And yet, here I am, five months later, in prison. I don't wish her ill. I'm sure she had her reasons. I'm sure it makes sense to her, and I hope she figures it out. I'm not angry, not really; that's the life that's been assigned to me, and it's really not so bad in here. A lot of things you have to worry about, like rent and paying bills, are taken care of. It's like being in the Army, except much less stressful: you have a routine, and you do the routine, and ultimately it is not the terrible place many people think. It's all right after all, and besides, what am I going to do about it? I'm here for seven years for a crime I did not commit, but nonetheless I'm here for seven years. I am not a rapist.