If your middle name is Marie...
Congratulations! You share a middle name with such
luminaries as Jennifer Marie Banner, Laura Marie Bacon, Carey Marie Tanner, some girl named Lisa, Heather Marie Cachat, Teena Marie Brown,
Debra Marie Polk (whi
likes the name so much she goes by it), Sarah
Marie Campbell, Christina
Marie Burnell, a basketball player at Rider University, an adoptee, a cat, just another node
in a family
tree (or maybe this
one), some mysterious teenybopper,
a person
resting in Hayes Township Cemetery, not one but two of the closest friends
of the founder of Marie Publishing,
and
this rather over-assiduously parented baby. This being the 90's, we also
can't forget Victor Hugo, who has this stunningly
incomplete biography floating
around, or this cross-dresser.
Furthermore, you might even be eligible for one of these awards. Maybe
you're even that person's girlfriend.
Another perk of having a middle name of Marie is that if you ever decide to conceal
your identity, like this woman,
you've got a nice, French-sounding backup.
And if your first name is Samantha, you ought to know something: your parents are not
original. Rather, they're defrauding
this
woman of credit that is rightfully hers. I suggest you disown your parents, find
her, and tell her that she's the parent you've always wanted. Consider this option also
if your name is Meredith Maki, Rachel
Wolfe, or
Anna Henry.
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