Boys are Evil

And here's why....

The chemical testosterone is what technically differentiates men from women.  It is the abundant production of this chemical which produces sexual differentiation in the womb and throughout life.  It seems like a harmless thing, but really, it's not.

And here's why...

While obviously some boys have far too much of this substance and are obviously evil, you may argue that a reasonable to small dosage of the stuff produces relatively unevil males.  This is wrong.  While smaller amounts may not cause the rampant idiocy of the overdosed, these amounts are still enough to cause severe brain damage in the social areas of the brain.  This causes men to be socially dysfunctional in subtle but devastating ways.  This is why men start wars.  This is why they buy golf pants.

This is why they ignore their friends and wander off into their own little bubbles whenever they have a lot of work to do.

This is why they don't talk about their feelings and trap everything inside.

This is why they are unaware that people close to them are mad at them but can't feel like they can talk to them.

This is why they don't get understand that maybe not everyone in the world thinks they are as desirable and attractive as they believe they are.

This is why they call when you're busy and avoid you when you have nothing else to do.

This is why they bring their new girlfriends to their ex-girlfriend's movie night.

This is why they feel the need to act macho and mark off territory that is not even theirs.

This is why they give useless advice to solve your problems even though you just wanted them to listen.

This is why they are never around when you do need help.

This is why they come bug you and then get annoyed when you aren't entertaining.

Their general social dysfunction, as you can probably deduce, is the number one cause of all the world's problems.  Therefore, we have declared this month to be Boys Are Evil month.  It will continue to be Boys Are Evil month until that time in which boys cease to be evil.  I hope this occurs soon, but I can't say as I have much faith that it will.

Yours,
MQ


Addendum: From time to time, certain boys shall be promoted to men and such promotion shall be made known across the land. This promotion is generally temporary, but nonetheless we feel it necessary to grant such promotion so as to maintain the truth of the above statement. There are no exceptions, therefore, to this statement for it be the Word of Truth.

So, good luck to you men.

Have you ever seen the rain?

Get back to where you once belonged.